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-	"I never knew a man who could use rough twine for a belt so eloquently."	+	[[Leaugues]]
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-	"Even when running around the convention in '68 nude from the waist down, he managed to impress us all with the quality of his pants."	+
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-	"My favorite was the kilt he had with two extraneous pantlegs which flopped about as if he were a double amputee. When I asked him, however, to explain, he just punched me in the nose and began to piss on his shoes, whistling Dixie. It was then that I finally understood what he meant when, years before, he'd called me a "delicate spoon."	+
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-	"And all that time I thought he was a Mexican!"	+
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-	-- [[Balthazar Buehb]], with Larry King in 1989.	+
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-	"Whether in shrubbery or piled w/ankles, smart pants can change the world."	+
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-	-- back of empty bourbon bottle, 1982	+
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-	"Smart pants technology is going to change everything."	+
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-	-- Anonymous game developer, 2004 Electronics Expo, Los Angeles	+
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-	"'Twas as if we were flying by the seat of our pants" Miss Lana Hussy -Nazi Air Command and the Female Bodygaurd-....	+
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-	-- Dimestore Pulp found in brown bag behind dumpster June 19, 1944	+
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-	"And they shall be called Pantaloons in the House of thy Lord!"	+
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-	-- [[Cleo James Thurstunwell]], Corner of 19th and Clairmont c.e.	+
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-	"Acrid finger-wartful-orifical thrust,soiled pants knot your neck."	+
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-	-- excerpt from [[The Dangerous Contest]], short poem of sorts from the [[Associationalist]] archive	+

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