Hot dog
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| - | '''hot dog, frankfurter, weiner''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A tube of meat scraps most often used as a delicious snack, derived from the sausage. '''2.''' | + | '''hot dog, frankfurter, weiner''' ''n.'' '''1.''' A tube of meat scraps most often used as a delicious snack, derived from the [[Sausage|sausage]]. '''2.''' |
| == Extrapolation == | == Extrapolation == | ||
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hot dog, frankfurter, weiner n. 1. A tube of meat scraps most often used as a delicious snack, derived from the sausage. 2.
Extrapolation
The hot dog has recently been used in contests celebrating the ability to stuff as many of the things into one's stomach as possible in the allotted time of one (1) minute.
The Japanese seem uncannily adept at this ritual game. Stimso Adid has proposed its inclusion in the Olympics to the International Olympic Committee upon at least three occasions, the last of which caused him to be investigated by the US Secret Service for an eloquent passage which compared the ritual to "stuffing lit sticks of dynamite up the President's ass."
Desiderata
- Jonathan Trenchwheat suffers from a hot dog phobia arising from the time his uncle's "Kwik E Mart" was robbed by a man wearing an enormous foam hot dog over a black body suit. Strangely, he loves black body suits!
