Life Alphabetically
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Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by William Flintrock
Life Alphabetically
We Value: 1. A strong right hand 2. Fearsome cutlets 3. An enormous black Lilly 4. Some ass: old lag sign 5. A feasible demeanor 6. No count piss-coon verbs: 7. Aren't you the lucky one 8. Simultaneous navigators 9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo 10. An enormous Love 11. The indescribability of nothing 12. Cool pants, man 13. Green, therefore, immutable 14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction 15. The Dialectic of Humor 16. No doubt there is idiocy in me 17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia 18. Dolphins are our friends 19. Continuous adventure 20. Hands free 21. Hand held open 22. Simultaneous tongue 23. The necessity of added tongs 25. V 26. The penultimate more intriguing 27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure 28. Revel in Redundancy 29. You are always, primarily, a jackass 30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness
