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| - | '''napkin blog''' ''n.'' '''1.''' The analog representation of auto-biographical data, primarily rendered as a replication, a recording of personal data in a popular, easily shared format. '''2.''' A form of recording technology framed in the personal, prepositioned as the expansion of attention for those otherwise diverted. '''3.''' Quite simply, a ''biographical log etched into a cocktail napkin''. | + | [[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__ |
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| + | '''napkin blog''' ''n.'' '''1.''' The analog representation of auto-biographical data, primarily rendered as a replication, a recording of personal data in a popular, easily shared format. '''2.''' A form of recording technology framed in the personal, prepositioned as the expansion of attention for those otherwise diverted. '''3.''' Quite simply, a ''biographical log on a cocktail napkin''. '''4.''' A daily log of one's bowel movements, usually smeared upon white or pink paper; in the Third World, newsprint is often used. | ||
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| + | The purvey of worthless punks, the napkin-blog is a favored medium of those who toot horns, who shop endlessly, who cut their lawn only by proxy every early Sunday, who launch winking ass-grabs, who pickle up at exposure, who posture among the crippled, who smoke outside [[Dakota Meeting Rooms]], who pimp a mom and her tea-cozies, who telephones his lines in, who fakes the elaborate performance, who turns off the T.V. who quietly dies a very loud death, who weeps and those who, by action of their own, overtly bloviate and stamp about, limbs akimbo, claiming membership in the [[Young Lords]]. | ||
| == Usage == | == Usage == | ||
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| - | "The blogosphere is written by all of us, on nappies -- is that for me?" -- surprised utterance of an ''[[Alexandre Dacusse]]'', to [[Strafe!]] Magazine reporter [[Guileess Maccabee]]. | + | "The blogosphere is written by all of us, on nappies." -- surprised utterance of an ''[[Alexandre Dacusse]]'', to [[Strafe!]] Magazine reporter [[Guileless Maccabee]]. |
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| *[[Auto-Colonial Bee]] | *[[Auto-Colonial Bee]] | ||
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napkin blog n. 1. The analog representation of auto-biographical data, primarily rendered as a replication, a recording of personal data in a popular, easily shared format. 2. A form of recording technology framed in the personal, prepositioned as the expansion of attention for those otherwise diverted. 3. Quite simply, a biographical log on a cocktail napkin. 4. A daily log of one's bowel movements, usually smeared upon white or pink paper; in the Third World, newsprint is often used. [edit] Futher ExtrapolationThe purvey of worthless punks, the napkin-blog is a favored medium of those who toot horns, who shop endlessly, who cut their lawn only by proxy every early Sunday, who launch winking ass-grabs, who pickle up at exposure, who posture among the crippled, who smoke outside Dakota Meeting Rooms, who pimp a mom and her tea-cozies, who telephones his lines in, who fakes the elaborate performance, who turns off the T.V. who quietly dies a very loud death, who weeps and those who, by action of their own, overtly bloviate and stamp about, limbs akimbo, claiming membership in the Young Lords. [edit] Usage"The blogosphere is written by all of us, on nappies." -- surprised utterance of an Alexandre Dacusse, to Strafe! Magazine reporter Guileless Maccabee. [edit] See Also |
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