Terminally Obese Children's Foundation
From Plastic Tub
Charitable organization suspected by many AA'ers to be a front for the League of Gnomes. According to Guileless Maccabbee, the TOCF is in fact an organization which uses its charitable intentions as a lure to attract fat kids which are then kidnapped and used in Gnome mushroom-eating rituals.
The organization was investigated in 2003 by the Justice Department after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp--dubbed "Camp Starvation"--by alumni, but the case was closed and the camp cleared of any wrongdoing or criminal negligence. The case remains unsolved.
Maccabee has assmbled a compelling dossier on the TOCF which also appears to indicate that the group's "war on childhood obesity" serves a second function--the extermination Chop Grade Skillet Scouts.
