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-'''1.''' ''Literally'', a red, hinged, case for toting suits, traditionally clasped by buckles, or, more recently, a zipper. '''2.''' A metaphoric reference to female genetalia. '''3.''' A mythical object of Tubbian lore.+Red Suitcase ''adjn.'' '''1.''' ''lit.'' Rectangular hinged container touted by travelers, clasped by buckle or zipper, stuffed with clothes, toiletries and colored like blood. '''2.''' A metaphoric reference to female genetalia. '''3.''' A mythical object of Tubbian lore. '''4.''' [[Abe Lincoln]]'s head.
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''Little Red Riding Hood'' is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase. ''Little Red Riding Hood'' is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase.
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Red Suitcase adjn. 1. lit. Rectangular hinged container touted by travelers, clasped by buckle or zipper, stuffed with clothes, toiletries and colored like blood. 2. A metaphoric reference to female genetalia. 3. A mythical object of Tubbian lore. 4. Abe Lincoln's head.

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"Green, plasic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on Steven Adkins answering machine from Mazzistow Carrington. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a prank call from Louis Farrakhan.

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Little Red Riding Hood is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase.