Ostrich

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Ostrich n. 1. A comical and flightless bird originating in Africa, reaching a height of up to 2.5 metres and capable of running up to 65 km/h, it is farmed all over the world. 2. A phantom of liberty. 3. Gnome parlance for a Liberal.

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The Ostrich's "official" name, Struthio camelus, Greek means "sparrow camel."

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