Order of the Golden West
From Plastic Tub
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Spinof of the Order of the Wrinkling Lid founded on July 4, 1976 by Cornelius P. Buttercup, a notorious huckster, bean-counter and scal-a-wag from the Bronx. Purpose: Celebration of cowboy lore and by proxy, Western Civilization itself. Three grades were known to exist: Dude aka Greenhorn, Cowpoke, aka Cowpunch, and True Cowboy. Ritual garb included chaps and Stetson hats; ritual activity included roping nude women and consuming enormous quantities of steak and/or BBQ. Although he officially denied it, Louis L'Amour was said to be a particularly ardent underground member especially adept at twirling pistols on his hand/index fingers.
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