O'Donnely Brand Paper Place Mats

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The O'Donnely's Ribhouse and Honkytonk, developed by Ryan O'Donnely, was a heady blend of hubris and raw masculinity. Using a décor that was "suffused with a muscular Christinaity," in the words of one anonymous editorialist, the restaurant's appeal was immediate and immense. In the words of Shawn Peasmith, PhD candidate at FSU, "O'Donney's is the definition of a Poob Magnet."

Whatever the case, his placemats certainly endeavored to live up to his image as a square-jawed and some would say, ham-fisted sports hero, a natural politician with a big smile and a helping hand, served up with a mound of chili-cheese fries and half-pound hamburgers. "His pitchers of beer are always ice cold and make rings on those cool place mats." -- Fat man interviewed in O'Donnely's TV ad, 1979.

O'Donnely was a norious racist and the placemats reflect this: One favorite, for example, was a maze called Help the Nigger Home.

In addition to being peppered with jokes, riddles, crosswords, puzzles, puns, Fun Facts and other trivia, the O'Donnely placemats sported a unique brand of vitriol and agit-prop of a right-wing nature in the guise of good-natured yarns with the occasional hysterical screed thrown in.

An entire subculture of collectors and traders has sprung up around the thousands of known mat designs to have existed.

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