Life Alphabetically
From Plastic Tub
Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by William Flintrock.
We Value:
1. A strong right hand
2. Fearsome cutlets
3. An enormous black Lilly
4. Some ass: old lag sign
5. A feasible demeanor
6. No count piss-coon verbs:
7. Aren't you the lucky one
8. Simultaneous navigators
9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo
10. An enormous Love
11. The indescribability of nothing
12. Cool pants, man
13. Green, therefore, immutable
14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction
15. The Dialectic of Humor
16. No doubt there is idiocy in me
17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia
18. Dolphins are our friends
19. Continuous adventure
20. Hands free
21. Hand held open
22. Simultaneous tongue
23. The necessity of added tongs
25. V
26. The penultimate more intriguing
27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure
28. Revel in Redundancy
29. You are always, primarily, a jackass
30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness
