Lao Tsang Lillychow

From Plastic Tub

Chinese Born Guangdong Providence 1817, Died Xianggang (Hong Kong) 1899. Like his namesake, LAO-ZI, he is conceived by a shooting star and carried in his mother's womb for 83 years before being born as an old man. Lillychow is a tree frog with flowing white beard. He recieves a fresh apple pie with window pane and wafting aroma finger, offering sweet tickles to the noses of hammock slumbered hobos.

Flowing River

The contradicton that is Lao Tsang Lillychow has baffled historians and occultist alike. Although Stimes Addison railroaded thru his confirmation process in a secret early morning session concurred over confrence calls with his highly esteemed advisors (Tommy the bookie from the newstand and Mazzistow Carrington)his place in the AA Pantheon has stood the test of time. The argument was that the controversy spoke for itself. Addison later added that we had no Asian in the club.

Afternoon Tea

His Alchemical achievements, limited to small expolosives and the refinement of the poppy, and his exploits with British turncoats, most newly addicted, and thier subsequent uprise are well documented. It would be a mistake to view his

the conflict between the two countries simply as a matter of drug control; it was instead the acting out of deep cultural conflicts between east and west.

Lao was ostracized by his silk panted brethren because of his peculiar fondness for knickers and penny loafers. His heartbreaking account of the rape of his wife is a masterwork of ink on ricepaper.