Lao Tsang Lillychow
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| - | The contradicton that is Lao Tsang Lillychow has baffled historians and occultists alike. Although [[Stimes Addisson]] railroaded his confirmation process in a secret early morning session convened over conference calls with his highly esteemed advisors (Tommy the bookie from the newsstand and [[Mazzy|Mazzistow Carrington]]), his place in the [[AA|AA Pantheon]] has stood the test of time. The argument was that the controversy spoke for itself. Addison later added that we had no Asian in the club. | + | The contradicton that is Lao Tsang Lillychow has baffled historians and occultists alike. Although [[Stimes Addisson]] railroaded his confirmation process in a secret early morning session convened over conference calls with his highly esteemed advisors (Tommy the bookie from the newsstand and [[Mazzistow Carrington|Mazzy]]), his place in the [[AA|AA Pantheon]] has stood the test of time. The argument was that the controversy spoke for itself. Addison later added that we had no Asian in the club. |
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Chinese Born Guangdong Providence 1817, Died Xianggang (Hong Kong) 1899. Like his namesake, LAO-ZI, he is conceived by a shooting star and carried in his mother's womb for 83 years before being born as an old man. Lillychow is a tree frog with flowing white beard. He recieves a fresh apple pie with window pane and wafting aroma finger, offering sweet tickles to the noses of hammock slumbered hobos.
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The contradicton that is Lao Tsang Lillychow has baffled historians and occultists alike. Although Stimes Addisson railroaded his confirmation process in a secret early morning session convened over conference calls with his highly esteemed advisors (Tommy the bookie from the newsstand and Mazzy), his place in the AA Pantheon has stood the test of time. The argument was that the controversy spoke for itself. Addison later added that we had no Asian in the club.
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His Alchemical achievements, limited to small expolosives and the refinement of the poppy, and his exploits with British turncoats, most newly addicted, and their subsequent uprising are well documented. It would be a mistake to view the conflict between the two countries simply as a matter of drug control; it was instead the acting out of deep cultural conflicts between East and West.
Lao was ostracized by his silk-panted brethren because of his peculiar fondness for knickers and penny loafers. His heartbreaking account of the rape of his wife is a masterwork of ink on ricepaper.
