La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque

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One time secret order of 13 monks converted en masse to Homosexuality at the sight of a muskrat sodomizing a squirrel (thus the coat of arms). Suspected masterminds behind such culture infamy as The August Agenda and The Pink Fright. Rumoured to be the source for most of 16th century Europes Puti-Core literature. Apochrypha credits La Ligue d'Agenda de la Pinque with the invention of the really long cigarette holder.

Active in Catholic Europe and Egypt.


Organizational Structure


A governing council of 13, imaginatively known as the Council of 12 + 1, directs the league's activities from its inconspicuous headquarters in Avignon, France.

There are two other Councils of an unknown number in Padua, Italy and Seville, France. The members are no longer corrupted monks, but come from a variety of professions. For some reason, ex-firemen seem to dominate their ranks.

Publications


No known group publications, though individual members have written various accounts of the League, ranging from exultant praise to excoriating condemnation.

See Also


Leagues

Orders