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Usage

"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist pig-out." –- an angry Addisson, clocking her majesty, 1955.

"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web.

Extrapolation

Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A pig skin,¹  for example, is tasty.

The AA totem pig was famously aped by Lord of the Flies.²  Gnome psy-ops cried, "This is doubtful!"

Non Canonical Text

Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run³  from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities.

Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs hotdogs is Greek.

See Also

• Dewey Rose
• The Worship of Tits
• Goat

Notes

Note 1:  Check.

Note 2:  Slang.

Note 3:  I hope that I don't have to interpret this remark for you.

Yo Mama.

Desiderata

Raw mountain oysters smell like truffles.

Boars ejaculate a pint of semen during half-hour long orgasms.

A boar with no testicles is called a barrow.