Christopher Andrews Stephenson III

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born 1928 Chechozlavakia - Died August 2 1987

Literary Critic, Lecturer, Art Collecter, Motivational Instructor Second in command, under John P. Merriweather, of The League of Gnomes.

Hello America

Vaclav Andrewcowski (1901-1942) fled Nazi occuppied Poland with his wife Helga and little son Christop and emmigrated to America, arriving like so many before them at lady liberty's feet. Not long after the Family Changed its name Vaclav passed away from a severe case of pneumonia. Helga and Christopher Andrews moved to California where Helga would soon marry a Political Science Professor named Mason Stephenson. He would adopt young Christopher and began tutoring him immediatley. Christoph was an incredibly gifted child who was constantly awarded for his accademic achievments.


Hello World

By the Mid 1950's Christopher would be on his way to international success. His progressive ideas about individual empowerment preceded the explosion of numerous self help gurus throughout the 1970's and 1980's. His Ideas about Quantam Ethics would eventually unravel socio-economic mode predicators. Much of his earlier works were appropriated by the French School of Post-Structuralism. Eventually he would quit teaching and would travel the world consulting wealthy Art Collectors and giving the occasional lecture. Often times Christopher would seem to disappear from the limelight. It was not rare for some obscure literary journal somewhere to recieve cryptic letters, and amatuer literary slueths would pat themselves on the back,assured that they had been targeted by the wonderful Mr Stephenson, until another journal would recieve a contradictory letter and insult the sleuths as quickly fooled dimwits. He released several volumes of convuluted insults and putdowns in grand metaphirical rhyme. He grew restless and took to wandering and a chance meeting of John P. Merriwether would change his life


Darkness my old friend