Beer
From Plastic Tub
Consumed by AA-ers of all stripes in great quantity. Believed to be invented by Egyptians. Currently made by all peoples of the earth. Mormons don't usually drink it unless commaded to by Mormo, in as yet to be illuminated obscure rituals.
Usage
"Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days." -- ancient Egyptian creed
