Ape

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Ape .verb 1. When you are angry at something that cannot be described -- as in the deliberation at Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unsusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking cigars. 2. A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shit.

Usage


"Somehow the rumour that William Flintrock is as "hairy as an ape" has been making the rounds. As recent as yesterday I heard it. When I hiked the GR10 in the Pyrenées last month, we went swimming. It just isn't true."

-- Steven Adkins, June, 2003