Napkin-blog
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napkin blog n. 1. The analog representation of auto-biographical data, primarily rendered as a replication, a recording of personal data in a popular, easily shared format. 2. A form of recording technology framed in the personal, prepositioned as the expansion of attention for those otherwise diverted. 3. Quite simply, a biographical log on a cocktail napkin. 4. A daily log of one's bowel movements, usually smeared upon white or pink paper; in the Third World, newsprint is often used. [edit] Futher ExtrapolationThe purvey of worthless punks, the napkin-blog is a favored medium of those who toot horns, who shop endlessly, who cut their lawn only by proxy every early Sunday, who launch winking ass-grabs, who pickle up at exposure, who posture among the crippled, who smoke outside Dakota Meeting Rooms, who pimp a mom and her tea-cozies, who telephones his lines in, who fakes the elaborate performance, who turns off the T.V. who quietly dies a very loud death, who weeps and those who, by action of their own, overtly bloviate and stamp about, limbs akimbo, claiming membership in the Young Lords. [edit] Usage"The blogosphere is written by all of us, on nappies." -- surprised utterance of an Alexandre Dacusse, to Strafe! Magazine reporter Guileless Maccabee. [edit] See Also |
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