The August Agenda

From Plastic Tub

Controversial

The August Agenda, though still little understood, is commonly described as an exoteric manifestation of the esoteric doctrines of the international Gayman master plan. Actualized as co-ordinated attacks on several universities and churches throughout Italy in the 1700's, believed to be carried out by La Ligue de la Pinque or one of its affiliated parties. Preceding the attacks, homosexuals from all over Europe began to invade the urban population centers, spreading their "vile sins." The attacks came in waves, as gypsy-dressed mercanaries re-enacted the Emasculaton of Moses Wright before the high alter of St. Peter's of Tuscany.

Heads Will Roll

Numerous contemporary accounts describe the scene as a giant orgy of torture and death, yet with sparkling linaments and fantastic hair. The sight of the Pillagers, dressed in Maiden-ware, kissing each other was quite shocking for the peasants, who where easily decapitated by horsemen or were gathered and burned en masse. Selected survivors would be indoctrinated into the league's "nefarious faggotry."