Hunimal

hunimal n. 1. Coined by Michael Hoffman, a hybrid composed of both animal and humans parts; a chimera. 2. A tautology constructed in the pejorative considered profoundly offensive to the religious, particularly Tridentine Catholics, Protestants of nearly all stripes, Hindus, Sikhs, and conservative Muslims.

Usage

"What do you get when a Jew has a Gentile's baby? A filthy hunimal." - Jerome Alterbasque, radical Semite and anti-aryan activist.

"Is not the hunimal the very definition of monstruous science?" - Dr. Joseph Peter Whiteman, 1995 sermon.

See Also

• Ape
• Chimp
• Fumes

This human ear was grafted onto a mouse, resulting in outrage and hostility to Hunimalism.

Desiderata

Hunimals can often pass themselves off as human, covering their hooves, tails or horns with outrageous fashions and bulky flapcoats.