Umbrella
From Plastic Tub
umbrella n. 1. Portable shelter usually fashioned in the form of a circular canopy. 2. Any overreaching authority that encompasses many facets, i.e. a corporation. 3. An instrument of camoflauge or masquerade. 4. Symbolic elemental employed by rogue priests to save a chosen child from Molechian immolation.
Extrapolation
The umbrella is a fascinating historical item. With its genesis on the shores of the fecund Tigris to its suspiicous use in the O'Donnely murder, this humble object has withstood the test of time. The common price gauging of the the umbrella vendor at stormbreak portends to the economical influence of need. It is a bit odd that the Umbrella in its myrad forms, the parisol and the parapluie- of the french, the brolly ombrio of the British and the italian, the word has a sinister origin. Umbra is the latin word for ghost, and umbra umbrella
many believe the inverted parosol to come from two camps.
1. The inverted umbrellas were initailly employed for the many varied forms of impalement (in accordance with the Chemosh of Moab rituals ) until certain priests, usually under desperation of lottery or simply bought through bribes sought to refashion some of the rituals to occaissionally free one of the sacrificial infants and prepare him for a life of leadership. The rush of the Minoan calender reform of 2912 b.c. added 27 new sacrifices to the annual schedule much to the dismay of the now somewhat organized tribesman (see Theseus Mantos's Calender challenges and dialogues of descent). The elders recognized it as less than a move to please theMolechian altar but more of a move of political expediency. It is of little wonder that this violent ritual would find itself under constant attack from within and was constantly being maintaned by a priesthood growing distant with each seasonal performance. Under dire situations caused by famine and war the priesthood would often find themselves at odds with the general populace . The priest stonewalled and entagled the elders with layers of red tape and middle manegement incompetence and thus further excused themselves from responsibility by off handidly creating the white collar trade of lawyerhood and his poobian partner the lobby darling. entymologist will find a wealth of coincedince in the relationships of the many differant and seemingly disparate lexicons obsfuctaing thier power plays through the distance language of a beuacuracy and seperatism.
2. Until the rise of the Bureaucratic monarchies of the first half of the second millenium BC evidence suggests that the Cretan states had championed the least distorted version of Molechian sacrifice. topheth in the Bible. Both Cretan and Isreali topheths (the area is a graveyard of sorts, where the infanticidal ashes are placed in an urn) have been found to contain excellent artwork depicting the umbrella both as a symbol of impalement (parosolis) and as a net or receptacle ( parabola). The reliefs also add a layer of complexity due to its rich economy of imagery usually attributed to the Babylonian god Nut (Nuit).this evedecnce as well as the bronze ovens of the Himmonon Valeey have confirmed the migration of this philosophy of the child set aside. Philaneus suggest that many threads of this movement spread throught the mid east and the western ends of the mediterenean, especially Crete and Minoa. A wealthy amount of evidence supports the theory that Molechian cults were so prevalent that even the Yahweh cults found need to dabble (circa 736 - 720 B.C.) .
