Life Alphabetically

From Plastic Tub

Yon Milhaus's Life Alphabetically was originally published in 1967 as a limited-addition broadside, manually printed and featuring illustrations by William Flintrock.

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We Value:

1. A strong right hand

2. Fearsome cutlets

3. An enormous black Lilly

4. Some ass: old lag sign

5. A feasible demeanor

6. No count piss-coon verbs:

7. Aren't you the lucky one

8. Simultaneous navigators

9. Alligators a-sprawl upon The Blankets of Jingo

10. An enormous Love

11. The indescribability of nothing

12. Cool pants, man

13. Green, therefore, immutable

14. The need for steadfast self-contradiction

15. The Dialectic of Humor

16. No doubt there is idiocy in me

17. Ten More, always, when in need of a grammic dythrambia

18. Dolphins are our friends

19. Continuous adventure

20. Hands free

21. Hand held open

22. Simultaneous tongue

23. The necessity of added tongs

25. V

26. The penultimate more intriguing

27. By removal--it is Mad Work to remove--the truth can be made pure

28. Revel in Redundancy

29. You are always, primarily, a jackass

30. The goat-headed one, the jokester, the ass; these are the forms of greatness