Ape
From Plastic Tub
Ape verb 1. When your'e angry at something, and you can't describe it, exactly like a deliberation of Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unsusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking cigars. 2. A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shit.
Usage
"Somehow the rumour that William Flintrock is "hairy as an ape" has been making the rounds. Recently as yesterday I heard it. When we hiked the GR10 in the Pyrenées last month, we went swimming. It just isn't true."
- -- Steven Adkins, June, 2003