The Chameleon

From Plastic Tub

Caped Crusader who accompanied Balloonjaw from 1975-1980. He was played by a number of AA'ers, none ever positively identified. The Chameleon suit was stolen from a warehouse in 1993; serving now primarily the cause of evil, the suit passed through a number of hands until arriving, sadly, in a used-car commercial airing briefly in Cleveland, Ohio. Reporters on the scene later described themselves as "agape."

Discovered in Cairo, the suit has become an object of worship among the more deranged elements of the Accidentalist underground. The rites are rumored to be a vicious claptrap of schizoid proportion, nearing complete madness. The Men, or Salamanders, shed their faces in lieu of strutting poppycock while the women, referred to as Skinks, for their part shiffle sideways also, spinning wildly, spiraling ever-closer to a looming nexus of warm-bloodedness.

Last year (1999) he was easily the most well-represented character at comic book convention costume contests.

Non-Canonical Text

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appropriated a fantastical plot the infiltrating radical Gypsy groups.