Kumquat
From Plastic Tub
kumquat re. 1. An egg-like fruit. 2. A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. 3. A migrant worker's daughter. 4. One of Choco's insults: "Kumquat-assed bitch!"
Desiderata
While young, Steven Vogeler's brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady."