Humphrey S. Didium

From Plastic Tub

1914-1981

Professor of History and Religion at Mt. Sinai University, "Dr. D" was a favorite of college students everywhere. He maintained close contacts with Stimes Addisson until his death in 1981. His Everything That's Not, though large in scope and theory (it was here that he presented the 5 Stages of Ideolization), remains an interesting aid to understanding the AA.

Didium choked to death on a pork chop in the Mt. Sinai dining hall. He was in a hurry and distracted, practicing as he was for his role in the school production of his own play Go Down, Moses, in which he was to play the "flaming bush," a campy, queenier version of the Biblical prototype.

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Dr. D was known to trade good grades for blowjobs.