Society of Men With Secret Underwear

From Plastic Tub

A subversive secret order founded by Ahmed Capra in a blatant attempt at luring Balthazar Buehb into a fistfight. When Buehb flatly refused to tussle, Capra flew into a rage, shedding his pants in a fell swoop. After much ballyhoo and scrurrilous newspaper coverage, it was exposed by insiders that the Secret Underwear weren't terribly secret, or even terribly interesting -- they were simply stained.