Poobites
From Plastic Tub
poobite n. euphemistic. 1. One who acts in accordance with the discoveries Poob Culture. 2. A jingoist; an extreme nationalist or super-patriot. 3. One who arrives at conclusions through the spirit of contrarity, a reactionary.
Usage
"Puti-Culture has nothing on this shit -- your average poobite couldn't whip that shit out unless it were lit by a jar of carmelized phosphorous." - Dr. Peter Von Fondle, in his firecracker speech to the Wiki Crowd.