Puti-Core

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Dr. Peter Von Fondle astounded the psychiatric commmunity with his Quantum Ethical Investigations into the contemporary obsession with paedophilia, the worship of tits and the ongoing Western subscription to the controversial doctrine of what he called Over Arching Pink, a corruption of the True Pink doctrines of the Renaissance responsible for the death cult he felt controlled America.

Recently dicovered vast amounts of money bundled with paper displaying a red hand launched an investigation of The League of Men with Fancy Gloves. An evil Presbtyrian minister was found to have been using expensive mediums and clairvoyants to blackmail the unsuspecting, using rumors of king-kill, incest and war to bilk people out of millions. A frame job was then employed on the unsuspecting gentlemen of the League of Men. They were exonerated. The minister, Barnabas Jones, sits in San Quentin.

Puti-core's defining elements can be associated with the phenomenon of child porn in the modern era.