Steven Vogeler

From Plastic Tub

Texan. He comes in on one of those goddam Segways. He recieves a stack of Watchtowers and a blimp inflation kit.

(Born Kingsville Texas January 29, 1966) -Fradulent and Ill-Informed Cultural Critic, Lazy Painter, Poor Speller, Proprietor and Priciple Tour Guide of the "I Smoked Pot over there" walking tour of Downtown Dallas, Sometime Bartender and Smoke ring Blower Extroidanaire.

The product of monstrous science, Vogeler was originally composed entirely of cattle-hats. His run in with the La Ligue du Masque Cancéreux, however, stripped him of his superpowers. He can be found on Thursday nights, Holding court with Tim Wilson at the obscure Expo Lounge in the transient filled side of Downtown Dallas.