Seize Her!

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Seize Her! cmd. 1. Variation of Seize Him!. 2. Variation of Caesar. 3. Variation of Seizure.

Extrapolation

The normally aloof Gnomes amended their infamous war cry in response to the flourescing pin-hup of Critical Theory. Opting initially for a complete redaction of the ritual codex, members proved unwilling to utter the unwieldy but e-prime friendly "Sieze It!" and produced a severe kind of ritual doldrum. Thus, Sieze Her was born. Curiously, the ritual response of the Gloved remains the same for both forms, giving the ancient exchange a problematic asymmetry.

Non-Canonical Text

"Rape" just sounds so... well, sordid...

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Desiderata

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