Seize Her!
From Plastic Tub
Seize Her! cmd. 1. Variation of Seize Him!. 2. Variation of Caesar. 3. Variation of Seizure.
Non-Canonical TextThe normally aloof Gnomes amended their infamous war cry in response to the flourescing pin-hup of Critical Theory. Opting initially for a complete redaction of the ritual codex, members proved unwilling to utter the unweildy but e-prime friendly "Sieze It!" and produced a severe kind of ritual doldrum. Thus, Sieze Her was born. Curiously, the ritual response of the Gloved remains the same for both forms, giving the ancient exchange a problematic asymmetry. See AlsoDesiderata
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