Kumquat

From Plastic Tub

Referred to by Art Doll as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is revered in South America as cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.

kumquat re. 1. An egg-like fruit. 2. A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. 3. A migrant worker's daughter.

Desiderata

While young, Steven Vogeler's brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady."

Choco used the word in his infrequent insults, such as in the following: "Kumquat-assed bitch!" This came frome a strip during a storyline which ran from July 16 and August 10, 1982. Unusually dark and brooding, we saw Choco undergo a series of defeats and moral setbacks that led him briefly to alcohol and abusive behavior towards women. Fortunately, series creator Jonathan Trenchwheat put a stop to this downward spiral and Choco again became the sober and gentlemenly figure which has become so beloved in many parts of the civilized world.