Guileless Maccabee
From Plastic Tub
Born 1972 in San Bilbo, California. He flies in on an abandoned wig singing a Yiddish duet with a cracked piece of terra-cotta. He is an engine of fire bound up deep in an antedeluvian bundle, twice. He receives a Christmas ham dressed in camouflage.
Reporter for Strafe! since 2000, he was introduced to the AA through his Aunt Wilhemina Forkes. Also aids Televy Gide with the the Accidental Bugle.
His father was a dear friend of Solomon Witte.
