Ape

From Plastic Tub

Ape .verb 1. When you are angry at something that cannot be described -- as in the deliberation at Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formuala that emulates the mass created by an unsusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking cigars.