Ape

From Plastic Tub

Ape verb 1. When you are angry at something that cannot be described -- as in the deliberation at Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unsusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking cigars. 2. A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shit.

Usage

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"Somehow the rumour that William Flintrock is as "hairy as an ape" has been making the rounds. As recent as yesterday I heard it. When I hiked the GR10 in the Pyrenées last month, we went swimming. It just isn't true."

-- Steven Adkins, June, 2003