Kevin Statham
From Plastic Tub
American. He shows up swinging wildly, his mouth leaking slightly. He is a sandwich of sky, earth and mayo. He recieves mustard -- for which he has been asking.
A notorious night-rocker, Statham is perhaps most famous for his narcophilic ability to vomit forth a multitude at a moment's notice. A prodigious drinker and taker of pills, he also produces Anassociationalist short stories. Currently believed to be holed up in his compound somewhere in Central Florida.
Statham was a university acquaintance of Steven Adkins; having lost touch after graduation, they met by chance two years later in a bar in Tampa's Ybor City (the much-missed Emerald).
Desiderata
- Steven Adkins preserved a specimen of Statham's ejected sputum, showing it around to pals later as an example of ectoplasm.
- Kevin was once run over by a moving automobile -- and lived!
- Kevin once balanced a burning Bible on his head for five whole minutes, even as he perilously staggered.
