Sausage
From Plastic Tub
sausage mt. 1. A cylindrical or distended pill-shaped container of gallimaufry, used for beating about the head and neck. 2. A hilarious edible, best created privately but enjoyed in public.
Further Extrapolation
In 1973, Project Sausage was formally launched by William Flintrock, the stated aim being the creation of a functional geloscope. Later, the device was given further utility with the addition of a sauce-dispensory and knuckle-swabber.
