Diver
From Plastic Tub
Diver. n. 1. Seen primarily as the scooting of premises, a massive analogical overload most commonly resulting in the suprise of the diver himself, laden as he is with Expectation, who turns Wisdom to Associational Thought, an exploding beauty gently into the quiet nite, spelled particularly for the life of TV's SuperStarDom. 2. Archaic form of diverse.
Usage
Nevid Kessar's The Sponge Diver's Game.