Stanley Adcock
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An American or Canadian, Adcock is generally referred to as "the mysterious American" by self-styled "conspiracists." He is alleged to have flown to England and stayed near Richard Lancelyn Green for several week prior to the latter's suspicious death. While in London, Adcock is known to have made several telephone calls to suspected Gnomes. Soon after Green's death, Adcock returned to the States and thereafter retired to a life of relative seclusion in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.
According to the Tub's sources, Adcock is: a violinist worthy of international note yet who remains unknwon to the music world; a firm believer in Kapitalist Darwinism; a charitable doner to the Leeks for Peeps; a proud member of the Society for the Terminally Obese Children's Foundation; and the direct descendent of Pierre Charles L'Enfante, designer of the Washington D.C. cityscape.
