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'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama.
== Usage ==
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"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out."
:– an angry [[Addisson]], in an apparent misunderstanding of the [[Massive Dinner Send-Back]], 1955.
"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?"
:- Charlotte, while spinning her web.
== Extrapolation ==
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Common usage and slang is generally extrapolated from the pig defined as a dirty animal and a tasty treat. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty. A ''pig-in-a-blanket'', is not what you want to wake up next to.
The AA totem pig was famously aped by William Golding in ''Lord of the Flies''; it's origin, however, is unclear. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] tried to link it to claims of Jew-baiting, but this is doubtful.
== Non Canonical Text ==
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Civilization owes a curiously underappreciated debt to the pig. The domestication of wild boar seems to go hand-in-hand with the transition from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities.
Of particular note to Western Civilization is the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs to the Mother-goddess, who took the form of Demeter to the Greeks.
The sacrificial pig of the pre-Christian initiation ceremonies of the Eleusinian Mysteries was only a step away from the sacrifical lamb of Christian mythology.
== See Also ==
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*[[Dewey Rose]]
*[[The Worship of Tits]]
*[[Goat]]
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''Raw mountain oysters smell'' remarkably like truffles.
''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms.
A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''.
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