Dewey Rose
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| Smarmy fuck and unmitigated [[Dog Pile|dog pile]] who got his first break from [[Balthazar Buehb]]. Dewey sported many a shiner due to his short fuse and hot temper. Consensus holds he should have been shot -- and indeed he was, on several occasions. He conducted interviews up until 1997, when he mercifully succumbed to emphysema. | Smarmy fuck and unmitigated [[Dog Pile|dog pile]] who got his first break from [[Balthazar Buehb]]. Dewey sported many a shiner due to his short fuse and hot temper. Consensus holds he should have been shot -- and indeed he was, on several occasions. He conducted interviews up until 1997, when he mercifully succumbed to emphysema. | ||
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| After many failed attempts at becoming a screenplay writer, a thoroughly disgruntled Rose drifted from job to job. While tending bar at a local sportwriters' watering hole, Rose befriended Balthazar, a columnist for the ''Workers Weekly World News.'' Beuhb introduced Rose to painting; Rose introduced Beuhb to explosives. An increasingly delusional and violent Rose would later threaten [[Adid]] and [[Addisson]] many times. | After many failed attempts at becoming a screenplay writer, a thoroughly disgruntled Rose drifted from job to job. While tending bar at a local sportwriters' watering hole, Rose befriended Balthazar, a columnist for the ''Workers Weekly World News.'' Beuhb introduced Rose to painting; Rose introduced Beuhb to explosives. An increasingly delusional and violent Rose would later threaten [[Adid]] and [[Addisson]] many times. | ||
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| Stimso always referred to Rose as Beuhb's Bulldog. Beuhb's participation and subsequent admonition for the leaders of the [[AA]] has always been fraught with problems and subjected to intense, critical scrutiny. Many see Beuhb's quick distancing of himself from Dewey Rose as evidence of his AA inclusion. | Stimso always referred to Rose as Beuhb's Bulldog. Beuhb's participation and subsequent admonition for the leaders of the [[AA]] has always been fraught with problems and subjected to intense, critical scrutiny. Many see Beuhb's quick distancing of himself from Dewey Rose as evidence of his AA inclusion. | ||
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| Rose's family tried to hold the AA responsible for his death. Their case, based as it was upon forgeries and outright lies, was rejected, albeit barely. | Rose's family tried to hold the AA responsible for his death. Their case, based as it was upon forgeries and outright lies, was rejected, albeit barely. | ||
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| * [[Yankee Rose]] | * [[Yankee Rose]] | ||
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| + | ''Rose was born with'' three testicles - but died with only one. The missing pair is rumored to hang in the horse stables of an Irish hunt master in the County Cork. | ||
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A Short Fuse Smarmy fuck and unmitigated dog pile who got his first break from Balthazar Buehb. Dewey sported many a shiner due to his short fuse and hot temper. Consensus holds he should have been shot -- and indeed he was, on several occasions. He conducted interviews up until 1997, when he mercifully succumbed to emphysema. Eruption After many failed attempts at becoming a screenplay writer, a thoroughly disgruntled Rose drifted from job to job. While tending bar at a local sportwriters' watering hole, Rose befriended Balthazar, a columnist for the Workers Weekly World News. Beuhb introduced Rose to painting; Rose introduced Beuhb to explosives. An increasingly delusional and violent Rose would later threaten Adid and Addisson many times. Fueling Rumors Stimso always referred to Rose as Beuhb's Bulldog. Beuhb's participation and subsequent admonition for the leaders of the AA has always been fraught with problems and subjected to intense, critical scrutiny. Many see Beuhb's quick distancing of himself from Dewey Rose as evidence of his AA inclusion. Funeral Pyre Rose's family tried to hold the AA responsible for his death. Their case, based as it was upon forgeries and outright lies, was rejected, albeit barely. See Also |
Desiderata
Rose was born with three testicles - but died with only one. The missing pair is rumored to hang in the horse stables of an Irish hunt master in the County Cork.
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