Who shot Gilligan?
From Plastic Tub
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Collection of essay. Many of these works were studied further in the Autobiographical film The Failed Cultural Critic
Cultural Analysis of Modern Object
Todays object is a measuring utensil designed as a functional scoop packaged with modern boxes of Laudry detergent. It is the culmination of science’s alliance with culture to combat disgust. Some posit that it is an irrational impulse to escape the ancestral truth that we are made of dirt and return to the earth ashes to ashes etcetera. The upheaval of the historically oppressed ushered in an age of shared enlightenment opening the doors to industrialization and thus the ability to further discern the effects of bacteria and better understand infection. It is of these humble origins that the behomeths of industry have come to entrap us and to seek our destruction through thier gain. this simple measuring device is an unholy artifact of our future suicide.
This vessel for Laundry detergent comes half buried in the sands of the detergent like an ancient fishing boat ashore a lake lost to drought. The utensil in question is designed to hold approximately two large loads of laundry detergent (4 2oz. shots.). It has little to offer beyond its ability to scoop or contain 8 oz of cargo. This particular device is designed to be used with the laundry detergent that comes in the form of a white powder not unlike sand. Physically this device is constructed of a very flimsy plastic, green and translucent. It is fashioned in a box shape with a handle not unlike its celestial counterpart The Big Dipper. (Ursa Major). It has imbossed horizontal lines to insure proper measurements for two differant laundry loads simply defined in embossed numeral 1 and 2.
WHITER WHITES
The destiny of this measuring device is the landfill, and it makes no haste in its arrival. Like other powerful cultural objects like the disposable lighter and the hard to find bic pen, this utensil’s lifespan is pre-determined. One may wonder when this object departs upon its final voyage to the landfill, does it ever become seperated from its proper habitat, the laundry detergent box of which it owes its exixtance? Does the noble act of recycling seperate them into piles of thier like? Are they culled to speciazation by the culling tides of evolution? Whether they are destined to become tommorows petrol or to be incernerated together and forever lost to the ozone, it is unfortunate that Society has forged such an atmosphere ripe with so much symbolic waste.
I have described this peculiar gizmo as an artifact of an enlightened yet fatalistic culture. The object is ripe with a powerful inventory of cultural and symbolic constants that shed light on the impulses towards self destruction. In fact the very matter of this device heralds from the black magic of todays lab, another toxic descendant of the impure athanors of St. Dupont-Farben. With carefull observation one can unlock the inherent essence of the object and can examine the hierarchy and historical implications and further understand the murderous potential of this receptacle’s designers. I will now explain how the desire to be clean became entwind with the tyranical.
DRIP DRY
Evolution has no shortage of parasites and evidence supports the theory that we may have lost our body hair somwhere on the savanahs of the pleistocene because of the probablity that we would be covered in lice otherwise. Culture later bore a ruling class that splintered from the masses and separated itself both in hygiene and in spiritual cleanliness. Tis they who began the obsessive drives and neurotic obsession with hygeine that are so readily displayed and exploited in todays culture. The wealthy toiled little and enjoyed hot baths.
Unlike the bath houses of the Greeks, the bathing tub of the middle ages was a cold receptacle for the naked man, the guilty sinner forever soiled by original sin. He was also cold, hungry, uneducated and probably enslaved in serfdom. The filthy fellow of the middle ages was superstitous and probably a bit modest but was probably unfairly influenced by the religous norms of the times and spent most of his time fretting about an eternity in hell and little time contemplating split ends or colour fadage. I suspect that the biting cold of Europe in the height of winter made the art of the hot bath one familiar with few outside of the Royal Baths of the ruling class. Is it not true that many who were Baptised in the freezing waters of the Middle Ages soon perished of pneumonia? Was this not a good reason to hang onto ones Pagan Beliefs?
SPRING FRESH
Before succombing to the Rennaiscience, The religio-sexual oppression of the Dark Ages resulted in uproars of Witchery and mass hysteria. Before the emergence of Scientific study of disease and the knowledge of microbes, the genius of the Greeks was rediscovered and the sexual oppression of the dark ages found expression through a new kind of sexual identity that would soon fuse into a potent emotion. And not long ago that potent emotion was beaten and twisted and so infused with rage that it became unrecognizable. And then when it became monstrous it was hi-jacked by the hands of the faceless powers of the emerging Gods of Enterprise-The Corporation.
DEEP CLEAN
But what of the little scoop? The clear green plastic measuring device? Surely it is not as nefarious as it seems? Of course we can all agree that Disposable consumer products are unhealthy for our enviornment.
