William Flintrock
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| : Young William painted (in beautiful watercolour) the cover of his Grandmother's award winning cookbook. | : Young William painted (in beautiful watercolour) the cover of his Grandmother's award winning cookbook. | ||
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| : Flintrock holds 14 patents: | : Flintrock holds 14 patents: | ||
| - | # [[Balloonjaw]] schematics. | + | :# [[Balloonjaw]] schematics. |
| - | # [[Sausage|Project Sausage]], a functional geloscope. | + | :# [[Sausage|Project Sausage]], a functional geloscope. |
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| : He was reknowned for his skill at stacking [[flapjack|flapjacks]]. | : He was reknowned for his skill at stacking [[flapjack|flapjacks]]. | ||
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In addition to being a fine poet, polemicist and illustrator, Flintrock is generally acknowledged to be the AA's best welder and handy man. He rigged up the Balloonjaw costume, for example, and was an invaluable presence on many a project, whether it be theater or a hanging. Flint was the guy you could always count on to be there.
His drank heavily, and sometimes a darker shade of Flintrock came across. He could be violent, insulting. Verna Cable once decked him at a party. But for all that he was to be counted upon. He often went with Addisson on Balloonjaw mission as The Chameleon, allegedly.
He currently has a farm near San Ysidro, New Mexico, where he welds shit, smokes high-quality grass and shoots off guns. He loves to hike and travel. Give 'im a call. As Adid says: "He needs a woman since Lydia left and his bearskin rug is too big for one...." Adid always guffaws heartily after this one.
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- Young William painted (in beautiful watercolour) the cover of his Grandmother's award winning cookbook.
- Flintrock holds 14 patents:
- Balloonjaw schematics.
- Project Sausage, a functional geloscope.
- He was reknowned for his skill at stacking flapjacks.
