Red Suitcase
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| - | ''A red suitcase'' is exactly like a [[Plastic Tub]], except for the fact that is generally not made of plastic, nor is it a tub. | + | ''A red suitcase'' is exactly like a [[Plastic Tub]], except for the fact that it is generally not made of plastic, nor is it a tub. |
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Red Suitcase adjn. 1. lit. Blood-colored descendant of the trunk; tote of said color. 2. Object of genealogical reflection; vagina. 3. A mythical object of Tubbian lore. 4. Abe Lincoln's head. 5. Precursor to the Internet, metaphorically lost out to "the web." Extrapolation"Green, plassic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on Steven Adkins answering machine from Mazzistow Carrington. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a drunken prank call from Louis Farrakhan. See Also |
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Little Red Riding Hood is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase. A red suitcase is exactly like a Plastic Tub, except for the fact that it is generally not made of plastic, nor is it a tub.
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