Manatee
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manatee n. 1. A graceful omnivore inhabiting the warm waters of Florida. 2. A highly-intelligent alien of great psychic prowess, notably in levitation, telekinesis and ESP.
ExtrapolationA relatively unknown offshoot of Santeria, known appropriately as a Manatee Cult, worships the mammal with secret rites which involve the ritual consumption of kelp and prayers over specially illustrated candles. See Also |
 DesiderataManatee fear no evil and as a result tend to cause it. Many Associationalists exhibit irrational fear of Manatee, based on ancient text. Manatee tastes like chicken. |
