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[[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> [[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
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- <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top"></nowiki></code><code><nowiki>+ <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top"></nowiki></code><code><nowiki>'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>+
== Usage == == Usage ==
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"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out."</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> "Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out."</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
-:– an angry [[Addisson]], in an apparent misunderstanding of the [[Massive Dinner Send-Back]], 1955.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>+: –- an angry [[Addisson]], clocking her majesty, 1955.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?"</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki> "What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?"</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
-:- Charlotte, while spinning her web.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>+: -- Charlotte, while spinning her web.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
== Extrapolation == == Extrapolation ==
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-Common usage and slang is generally extrapolated from the pig defined as a dirty animal and a tasty treat. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty. A ''pig-in-a-blanket'', is not what you want to wake up next to.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>+Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-The AA totem pig was famously aped by William Golding in ''Lord of the Flies''; it's origin, however, is unclear. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] tried to link it to claims of Jew-baiting, but this is doubtful. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>+The [[AA]] totem pig was famously [[ape]]d by ''Lord of the Flies''. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] cried, "This is doubtful!" </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
== Non Canonical Text == == Non Canonical Text ==
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-Civilization owes a curiously underappreciated debt to the pig. The domestication of wild boar seems to go hand-in-hand with the transition from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>+Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-Of particular note to Western Civilization is the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs to the Mother-goddess, who took the form of Demeter to the Greeks.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>+Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs [[hotdog]]s is Greek.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
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-The sacrificial pig of the pre-Christian initiation ceremonies of the Eleusinian Mysteries was only a step away from the sacrifical lamb of Christian mythology.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>+
== See Also == == See Also ==
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-*[[Dewey Rose]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>+* [[Dewey Rose]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
-*[[The Worship of Tits]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>+* [[The Worship of Tits]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
-*[[Goat]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>+* [[Goat]]
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-''Raw mountain oysters smell'' remarkably like truffles.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>+''Raw mountain oysters smell'' like truffles.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki> ''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>

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[[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__
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<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama.

== Usage ==

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"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out."
: –- an angry [[Addisson]], clocking her majesty, 1955.

"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?"
: -- Charlotte, while spinning her web.

== Extrapolation ==

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Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty.

The [[AA]] totem pig was famously [[ape]]d by ''Lord of the Flies''. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] cried, "This is doubtful!"

== Non Canonical Text ==

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Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities.

Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs [[hotdog]]s is Greek.

== See Also ==

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* [[Dewey Rose]]
* [[The Worship of Tits]]
* [[Goat]]

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[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]]
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''Raw mountain oysters smell'' like truffles.

''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms.

A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''.
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