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-	[[Image:591px-Male silverback Gorilla.jpg|thumb|Description]] [[Category: Glossary]]'''Ape''' ''v.'' '''1.''' When your'e angry at something, and you can't describe it, exactly like a deliberation of Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking [[Stinking Weed|cigars]]. '''2.''' To imitate, esp. in a mocking manner. '''3.''' ''n.'' A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shits.	+	[[Image:591px-Male silverback Gorilla.jpg|thumb|Be careful.]] [[Category: Glossary]]'''Ape''' ''v.'' '''1.''' When your'e angry at something, and you can't describe it, exactly like a deliberation of Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking [[Stinking Weed|cigars]]. '''2.''' To imitate, esp. in a mocking manner. '''3.''' ''n.'' A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shits.
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Ape v. 1. When your'e angry at something, and you can't describe it, exactly like a deliberation of Thanksgiving, concerning the impossible situation -- earlier described -- of migrating your entire apartment, using only the calories available through an average morning breakfast, usually measured by a mathematical formula that emulates the mass created by an unusually dense occurence of midgets, most of which appear to be smoking cigars. 2. To imitate, esp. in a mocking manner. 3. n. A hairy and ferocious beast that lives in jungles and shits.

Usage

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"Somehow the rumour that William Flintrock is "hairy as an ape" has been making the rounds. Recently as yesterday I heard it. When we hiked the GR10 in the Pyrenées last month, we went swimming. It just isn't true."

-- Steven Adkins, June, 2003

See Also

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• Chimp

• Monkey