Steven Vogeler
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| - | ''American. Born January 29, 1966 in Kingsville, Texas. He arrives on one of those goddam Segways. He recieves a stack of [[Watchtowers]] and a blimp-inflation kit.'' | + | [[Image:Sven.jpg|thumb|Publicity still for Vogeler's HoboCore [[AA]] band, [[Sven and The Tinkles]].]]''American. Born January 29, 1966 in Kingsville, Texas. He arrives on one of those goddam Segways. He recieves a stack of [[Watchtowers]] and a blimp-inflation kit.'' |
| Reknowned by his peers as a fraudulent and ill-informed [[Cultural Critic]], a [[Sunday Painter]], a poor speller, The Single Proprietor and Principle Tour Guide of the ''[[I Smoked Pot Over There]]'' walking tour of downtown Dallas, a sometime bartender and local Smoke Ring Blower Extraordinaire, Vogeler is most famous for being the product of [[monstrous science]]. Originally composed entirely of cattle-hats, his controversial imbroglio with the [[La Ligue du Masque Cancéreux]] stripped him of his superpowers. Thus, he can be found on most Thursday nights holding court with [[Tim Wilson]] at the obscure Expo Lounge in the transient filled side of downtown Dallas. | Reknowned by his peers as a fraudulent and ill-informed [[Cultural Critic]], a [[Sunday Painter]], a poor speller, The Single Proprietor and Principle Tour Guide of the ''[[I Smoked Pot Over There]]'' walking tour of downtown Dallas, a sometime bartender and local Smoke Ring Blower Extraordinaire, Vogeler is most famous for being the product of [[monstrous science]]. Originally composed entirely of cattle-hats, his controversial imbroglio with the [[La Ligue du Masque Cancéreux]] stripped him of his superpowers. Thus, he can be found on most Thursday nights holding court with [[Tim Wilson]] at the obscure Expo Lounge in the transient filled side of downtown Dallas. | ||
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Reknowned by his peers as a fraudulent and ill-informed Cultural Critic, a Sunday Painter, a poor speller, The Single Proprietor and Principle Tour Guide of the I Smoked Pot Over There walking tour of downtown Dallas, a sometime bartender and local Smoke Ring Blower Extraordinaire, Vogeler is most famous for being the product of monstrous science. Originally composed entirely of cattle-hats, his controversial imbroglio with the La Ligue du Masque Cancéreux stripped him of his superpowers. Thus, he can be found on most Thursday nights holding court with Tim Wilson at the obscure Expo Lounge in the transient filled side of downtown Dallas.
Known Works
Associationalist Composition No.1
Currently workshopping his film script Casamegas Revised a revisionist history of the tourettic genius Casemegas, and his quest to kill Pablo Picasso.
Currently working on Ten Seconds from Forever a Space Rock Opera based on the life of [Stepin Fetchit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stepin_Fetchit)], early Hollywood child star unto which Steven claims he "can heavily relate."
