Red Suitcase

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''Little Red Riding Hood'' is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase. ''Little Red Riding Hood'' is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase.
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1. Literally, a red, hinged, case for toting suits, traditionally clasped by buckles, or, more recently, a zipper. 2. A metaphoric reference to female genetalia. 3. A mythical object of Tubbian lore.

Extrapolation


"Green, plasic tub? Please. That dude was lucky to <garbled>." -- poorly recorded message on Steven Adkins answering machine from Mazzistow Carrington. This message was later proven to be a hoax. The message was actually a prank call from Louis Farrakhan.

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Little Red Riding Hood is said by many folklorists to be a metaphor for a red suitcase.